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To eat ones self to death at McDonalds. Kills over 6.02x10E23 americans each year.
Man 1: Eric Heutchi committed McSuicide the other day.

mAN 2: Oh, Really so did Scrimshaw.
McSuicide by jamesMCSUICIDE November 13, 2007
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Contemplating or attempting suicide because you work at McDonald's
Ahh man I can't be bothered to go work today

Same man, I might just commit McSuicide
McSuicide by lolcano123 February 21, 2011
When you've McFuckin' had it after the McRib being taken on and off the menu so many motherfucking times that you suffocate yourself with McDonald's
"IM GONNA COMMIT MCSUICIDE IF THEY FUCKING TAKE AWAY MY BELOVED MCRIB 1 MORE MCMOTHERFUCKING TIME!"
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026