Mayofile

A male fetish defined by uncontrollable lust for jarred mayonnaise.

Tom was a mayofile: in love with room temperature miracle whip, as well as his full-faced wife.

by DirtyPoppy February 13, 2018

mayofied

For when you add too much mayo to something

Person 1: Fuck, I mayofied my egg sandwich
Person 2: dawg you ruined it

by flleeppyy September 29, 2020