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A KC Chiefs fan obsessed over Patrick Mahomes. The obsession is next level and typically includes daily dick pic searches, constant premature GOAT posting, texting group threads with consistent reminders of the obsession and taking a blood oath with your wife that it’s the only dick you would share
Damn I’m such a mahomo my wife caught me rubbing one out with my KC socks
Mahomo by Bobby block August 31, 2019
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Mahomosexual

1. When you are obsessed with Mahomes, similar to Bronsexuals.

2. When you're gay only for the homies
1. (Dude) "Mahomes is better than Brady, Montana, Manning, and every other QB ever omg." (Other dude) " You're a Mahomosexual dude"

2. Tony : "Yo you wanna suck my dick?"

Jared "Thats gay as fuck but your my friend and I'm mahomosexual so whip out"
Mahomosexual by WellDefinedNibba October 26, 2020

Patrick Mahomo 

A handgun, specifically of great caliber
Patrick Mahomo by William Moates February 26, 2021
A nickname given to popular NFL quarterback Patrick Mahomes by butt-hurt haters who's favorite team has probably been shredded by the Kansas City Chiefs at some point during Pat's career.
Mahomo is so overrated. Tom Brady is literally his father.
Mahomo by TheNickstar July 20, 2021
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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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