Max E 

The boy I met when I was 12, who I fell in love with. His laughs light up the night sky and the stars seem so much brighter, and all you want is to stay there with him. He falls in love with you too, but then you screw up and reject him. Years later he falls in love with your best friend, and you fall in love with him again. You know all of his flaws, vices, and secrets but you love him anyway. His eyes sparkle when he laughs and you feel like the most important person in the world and all you want to do is lean in and kiss him but you know you can't, you screwed up. He's your biggest regret, the one you should've been with. The time you spend together is your favorite time in the world, until his girlfriend shows up.

"I'm in love with Max E, but he can never know"
"He is my best friend's boyfriend I can't be a jerk and fall in love with her boyfriend"

Max E by Lynnich February 8, 2019

max ehrich

an american man who is in the middle of filming a biopic movie about a pastor in a church whose intention of the film is to help people. he might believe in god, not sure though.

max ehrich: god bless

max ehrich by 1233728 October 9, 2020

max ehrich

don’t know anything about him except that his fiancée unfollowed him in the middle of filming a biopic movie about a pastor in a church whose intention of the film is to help people. god bless.

person 1: i’m going to marry them for fame
person 2: you are being such a max ehrich

max ehrich by 1233728 October 9, 2020

A new dust filter for a Hoover Max Extract Pressure Pro model 60 

Sometimes we all need one.

this is used if you want to start a new life

A new dust filter for a Hoover Max Extract Pressure Pro model 60

A new dust filter for a Hoover Max Extract Pressure Pro model 60 by PGtips_drinker August 30, 2022

max ehrich

a person who leeches off of womens fame to try and gain momentum in their career. has also apparently been nominated for 4 day time emmys, bit couldn’t wven act sad??? idk im confused too

person 1: who has kids and families relying on them while they film a biopic?
person 2: oh, thats max ehrich
peac3lov3andhappiness: god bless 🕊

max ehrich by shushs October 11, 2020

MAX EFFORT 

A youtuber who has probably made a song of your favorite artist.

"When it comes to learning, experience beats theory" - MAX EFFORT

MAX EFFORT by jaystrash May 17, 2022

Max-Emil 

Has a godlike power and can destroy any fags who walks the earth with just one snap with his hand

Max-Emil is a great boy

Max-Emil by MaxTheHandsome December 2, 2020