Maude

A selfish prick that can’t take a joke and believes people can’t change. Often overreacts about things and gets offended by things to boost their ego.

“Damn, what a maude”
“I know right, they’re such a cunt”

by Sus sy amongus November 22, 2021

Maude

Someone who deleted his/her social medias for some days after saying 'love you!!'
Hiding feelings

Man...can't believe she's not online...such a maude

by Acroultaore July 20, 2022

maud zombie

Wicked ass derby girl that always drinks her boyfriends under the table.

P1 "We went out last night and my girlfriend totally Maud Zombied me."
P2 "you gotta dump that bitch, she be showing you up."

by TalkerBettyCrocker February 10, 2014

Dirty Maude

When your friend’s grandma gets banged so rough she’s covered in dark bruises and smells like feces

I pulled a dirty Maude on my dads mother

by Gmoneymight April 4, 2023

Sara-Maude

The most incredible person alive. She will open your mind and you will discover new things with her. Guys are really attracted by her. She always makes jokes and you shall never be bored with her. Call her Sara instead of Sara-Maude, she likes it better. Oh, and if you ever want to please her, bring some food with you. She will love you forever!

Look at that hot girl! She’s such has Sara-Maude.

Omg, you’re so funny! Stop being a Sara-Maude or I’m going to die laughing!

by Tchinninni November 22, 2021

sara-maude

The most incredible person alive. She will open your mind and you will discover new things with her. Guys are really attracted by her. She always makes jokes and you shall never be bored with her. Call her Sara instead of Sara-Maude, she likes it better. Oh, and if you ever want to please her, bring some food with you. She will love you forever!

Look at that hot girl! She's such a Sara-Maude.

Omg, you're so funny! Stop being a Sara-Maude or I'm going to die laughing!

by Tchinninni November 22, 2021

Mauding

To show up uninvited and lurk at a funeral of someone you do not know. In most cases, those that maude do not know anyone attending the funeral either. (A term in reference to the movie 'Harold and Maude.')

- Oh, dude... Pasha was totally mauding at my grandfather's funeral last weekend. It was so fucked up!

- Dude, just because he shared that his grandmother passed isn't a good reason to show up and maude him!

by Kawaii_General July 8, 2022