Sara-Maude
The most incredible person alive. She will open your mind and you will discover new things with her. She has big boobs and a booty, so guys are really attracted by her. She always makes jokes and you shall never be bored with her. Call her Sara instead of Sara-Maude, she likes it better. Oh, and if you ever want to please her, bring some food with you. She will love you forever!
Look at that hot girl! She's such a Sara-Maude.
Omg, you're so funny! Stop being a Sara-Maude or I'm going to die laughing!
Omg, you're so funny! Stop being a Sara-Maude or I'm going to die laughing!
Sara-Maude by unsatisfab September 25, 2014
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