Mauded

Mauded (adjective): Describes the process of getting verbally and intelligently smacked down/burned.

Haha, that chick got totally and utterly mauded by her!

Mauded by avaadora89 May 28, 2013

Mawded 

To get drunk to the state of severe mental impairment.

Thought to derived from a tiny, inbred snob enclave called Mawdesley in Lancashire where centuries of inbreeding have caused severe mental retardation in the local populace.

We only planned to go out for a few drinks but we ended up getting completely mawded.

Mawded by jjpwfelli May 21, 2016

Maude Lebowski 

Big Lebowski's daughter. Artist. Her art has been commended as strongly vaginal, which bothers some men.

Likes sex.

Also, the mother of the smallest Little Lebowski.

Maude Lebowski: Do you like sex, Mr. Lebowski?
The Dude: 'Scuse me?
Maude Lebowski: Sex. The physical act of love. Coitus. Do you like it?
The Dude: I was talking about my rug.

Maude Lebowski by LMB222 February 5, 2009

Harold and Maude

The best love story ever. Period.
With the greatest soundtrack ever as well.

You know it's true.

Even Andy Warhol admitting to blubbering at the end of Harold and Maude.

Harold and Maude by kikikikikikikiki May 18, 2008

Mawded 

To get drunk to the state of severe mental impairment.

Thought to derived from a tiny, inbred snob enclave called Mawdesley in Lancashire where centuries of inbreeding have caused severe mental retardation in the local populace.

We only planned to go out for a few drinks but we ended up getting completely mawded.

Mawded by jjpwfelli May 21, 2016

Harold and Maude

A cliche used to describe a couple in which one partner is significantly older than the other.

Taken from the title of a cult movie (1971, Hal Ashby) starring Bud Cort and Ruth Gordon. Intergenerational love affair between a 20 and 79 year old, culminating in an important life lesson. Has an excellent Cat Stevens soundtrack and stellar photographic/cinematic effects given the technology of the time. For many, the closing sequence (last 15 minutes) of the film qualifies as one of the best endings in modern film.

Man, that 85 year old widower and that bottle blonde are totally Harold and Maude!

Harold and Maude by ignor September 26, 2004

maude

maude is a complimentary term used to describe one of great beauty and personality.
a maude tends to saunter through their enviroment and attract the attention of many hunky males whilst encouraging their salivary glands to go into overdrive; resulting in large wet patches on the males shirts and a glazed expression.

it may take up to three weeks for males ( or females if they are that way inclined ) to recover from a sighting of a maude.
common symptoms of maude sightings include heart palpitations, entering cardiac arrest, a dreamy expression, immediately possessing love songs, clammy palms, and writting poetry, a smile resembling one who has slept with a coathanger in their mouth, extremely fast speech and butterflies of the stomach.

maudes move in large social circles and have the capability to maintain deep friendships.
maudes are also philosophists and tend to organise ones problems into something more managable.
you can spot a maude a mile off. the maude in the group is the one who your eye is automatically drawn to due to their magic glow and an overwhelmingly originality.

doctor:what have we here...
paramedic:a suspected maude sighting
doctor:another?weve had 334 cases in the past 24 hours
paramedic: arent maudes rare?
doctor:yes but they impact masses of males at a time...hell never be the same

maude by holly d June 26, 2006