A mature cheddar head is someone who is very mature but acts really stubborn and stuck-up with it, quite snobby. They are mature in a really boring way with no sense of humour and take everything seriously.
'Sophie told me making fart noises is immature.'
'Don't worry, she's a mature cheddarhead with no sense of humour.'
Extra Mature Cheddar refers to 'old money' that has been in a family for a minimum of 6 years. If somebody's ancestors inherited the family fortune, they're classed as an extra mature cheddar family.
“How do all of his relatives own 6 Lamborghinis and 2 islands?”
“He's extra mature cheddar.”
A phrase meaning 'even more mature than normal' .It can also be a way to discribe people who are really imature as in:YOUR ABOUT AS MATURE AS CHEDDER CHEESE!!
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!