A mature cheddar head is someone who is very mature but acts really stubborn and stuck-up with it, quite snobby. They are mature in a really boring way with no sense of humour and take everything seriously.
'Sophie told me making fart noises is immature.'
'Don't worry, she's a mature cheddar head with no sense of humour.'
Extra Mature Cheddar refers to 'old money' that has been in a family for a minimum of 6 years. If somebody's ancestors inherited the family fortune, they're classed as an extra mature cheddar family.
“How do all of his relatives own 6 Lamborghinis and 2 islands?”
“He's extra mature cheddar.”
A phrase meaning 'even more mature than normal' .It can also be a way to discribe people who are really imature as in:YOUR ABOUT AS MATURE AS CHEDDER CHEESE!!
When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!
With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
The hypothetical man (often a sinistercharacter who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.