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Matthew always loves when His brother puts a finger up his asshole. When his friend's hand comes in to play with his butt it just gets weird. Also, it reminds me a few times I have seen his cousin talk to all the guys on her first "friends" list.

We then go into the bedroom and He looks up at everyone at the party. This is the last thing I have seen him do.

He then pulls his pants down, opens his mouth and starts laughing. His brother just looks at him in wonder and says "We can change it later tonight."

I'm really sorry for not being able to do my son. I've been a good dad and I'm grateful for this. But this is what I should do. I can't explain the situation better. He's pretty sick and I need his help. So if I do anything that isn't helpful I will know I'm being stupid.

The next thing I know I'm in the basement downstairs taking the last shower. My sister comes downstairs and sees me. The rest of my friends all come out, but I don't make it out.

"She's here," the sister says.

I really should take the time and figure this out. What if we leave? My mother asks if I'm staying. I says "It depends on your decision."
Matthew McCrea loves His family so much.
Matthew McCrea by Tiago Fuentes November 24, 2021
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Cornball/Matthew Alan Fletcher McReaken 

A dude who Tries to spit game and horribly fails, An Unfunny guy, or Matthew Alan Fletcher McReaken
Cornball/Matthew Alan Fletcher McReaken means Matthew is a lame ass Mf

Cornball/Matthew Alan Fletcher McReaken 

U get no huzz, Ur game is horrible and ur unfunny or ur Matthew Alan Fletcher McReaken
Cornball/Matthew Alan Fletcher McReaken means ur a lame ass MF
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026