matter baby

1: Would you rather be a donkey or a matter baby?
2: What's a matter baby?
1: Nothing much how about you?

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My brother had a matter baby with his wife

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Matter Baby

My girlfriend thinks this a cute phrase and considers it very adorable.

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Friend: "Hey bro, I just found the matter baby today"
Me: "What's the matter baby?"

Friend: "I can't believe you felt for that you gay fuck "

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this phrase is often used in a joking matter to trick people into asking "what's the matter baby?"

dude i saw a matter baby downtown! its cool!

what's a matter baby?

nothing much, what bout' you baby girl

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The feeling one gets from eating too much sweet and sour chicken. The person feels like they have to give birth to "the baby Jesus" in fecal form.

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