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MattKC Syndrome 

When you become obsessed with modding an obscure childhood game you don't actually play unironically
I'm gonna mod super mario 64! - ok cool!
I'm gonna mod Lego Island! - ..What? this is some mattkc syndrome type shit

The Mattachini 

The act of breaking up with a girl by fist-bumping her; usually ends up with a very awkward moment where the now single girl is trying to figure out what just happened
Kid- I want to break up with her but it will be awkward
Kid2- Do The Mattachini and run away
Kid- Good idea
The Mattachini by PHS2014 September 10, 2011

Matticus 

When someone 'pulls a matticus', they instantly grow large sideburns, and turn even more insane.
Dude, I thought he was already a nutcase, but now he's gone and pulled a matticus.
Matticus by Matthew Mairis November 30, 2006

Mattycakes 

1. A term of endearment for people named 'Matthew'.
2. Men who appear strong and athletic, but to everyone's disappointment are actually pansies.
I used to think Lance was a hunk, but every since he ran screaming from that spider I've known he's just a Mattycakes.
Mattycakes by The Gifted. February 5, 2010

DILDO mattic 5000 

The best dildo ever made comes with its own built in sack battery pack and recharger kit
Hey did you see my dildo mattic 5000

Mattchew 

Coming from the name "Matthieu", when pronounced by a loving girlfriend comes out as Mattchew. Mattchew's are the best boyfriend any girl or guy could ask for, and anyone who even knows a Mattchew is very lucky to have someone like this in your life. He is a gamer but also pays attention to the ones he loves, even if it means pausing a game. He knows his limits but he is still amazing. Over all else, Mattchew is perfect and believes in clearing this world of thots with the help of Mr. Steal Yo Girl and the other members of the patriarchy.

Mattchews' are the best people out there, so if you have one, let them know you love them and how amazing they are
I love you Mattchew
Mattchew by JaedonElle October 12, 2017