matt murray

the pittsburgh penguins goaltender. #30. He is the Goat and amazing and intelligent.

Hey, man, you’re a Matt Murray!

matt murray by gsd dog February 10, 2018

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The Matt Murray

The act of fingering your date/spouse/tinder victim’s anus and sniffing your finger directly after.

Aaron : hey man how was your date last night?
Tony : yeah it was ok man, I gave that bitch The Matt Murray!!
Aaron : nice man, what did it smell like?
Tony : Taco Bell..

The Matt Murray by Loonytoon69 December 6, 2017

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MatMurrayed

A state of euphoria in which one has had a successful drumming session; this often concludes with Prosecco, Sekiro, Pink Cheeks, Love Pillow dry humping and several references to your brand new PC.

"I just got my first pay cheque and I can't wait to get absolutely MatMurrayed tonight!"

MatMurrayed by DeadbeatpunK December 15, 2019

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

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