Matt Lewis 

The sexiest specimen alive. Played Neville Longbottom in the Harry Potter movies, and went from a really fat, shy little boy to a freaking hot, sexy, amazing guy. Sometimes used to refer to someone that has successfully traveled through puberty. Or someone that's just really hot.

Girl One: Whoa, remember him in kindergarten?
Girl Two: Total Matt Lewis.

Matt Lewis by ILoveYouMattLewis June 2, 2013

Matthewism 

Defined as the religion created from the superior name, by superior beings. To follow the faith of Matthewism, one must pray to the great demi-God; Pastor Matthew, hallowed be thy name. One must also deface a church of Danielism. And only after those spiritual undertakings, will one be allowed into the divine kingdom of Matthewism.

Wow! I just found out that Adam Sandler is a follower of Matthewism! He's my new favorite celebrity! He's the BEST!

Matthewism by Pastor Matthew November 26, 2021

Matthewism 

1) A type of pun that makes you shake your head in disbelief that it was actually said.
2) A comment from a person that is expected to be taken as the gospel regards of how faulty or unlikely it is simply because of the person who is saying it.

1) While standing at the urinal, one guy says to another, "Having a pissy day?" Reply: Shakes head and replies, "Damn Matthewism."
2) "Well actually, the F-14 Tomcat is the best fighter jet because it is powered by the Commador 64 with a 28 inch floppy drive running at 87.2% capacity." Reply: no audible response necessary.

Matthewism by thriwn_rod January 13, 2015

Matthewism 

To lead people on with comments or made up “facts” to the point that they are not sure if it is true. To babble out false facts like you just finished your doctorate paper on the subject.

Did you know that back in 1954, the same year I was born, is when they had the first live internet porn website? You don’t want to know why I know that fact.

Man taking his wife to laser corrective eye surgery. Honey I have something I have wanted to tell you before you find out because frankly it is inevitable that you will find out on your own soon. So for the last few years something has been happening that I hope you can forgive me for but I really hope you can still love me. Honey now that you will have corrected vision you will finally see that for years now, well, I have been going bald.

If you ever are upset about rodents or insects getting into your house you will be really pissed if you ever have to deal with a cow infestation they get into your crawlspace and walls and are just a bitch to get out. Classic Matthewism

Matthewism by Eno21 February 26, 2008

Matthewism 

A certain self-loathing in which one holds a clear position against a belief system, and yet has those exact views under a different name.

Man 1: "Advertisements should be banned from internet websites. Businesses don't need revenue because the people don't need private businesses."
Man 2: "What are you talking about, are you some sort of Marxist?"
Man 1: "What? I abhor Marxism. I am just against large corporations."
Man 3: "He's not a Marxist, he's a Matthewist! Damned Matthewism..."

Matthewism by Drydess August 27, 2017

Matthewism 

The belief in which you don’t believe in god because believing in god stops you from believing in yourself. Matthewism is named after Matthew Sidell, the philosopher behind the religion.

Matthew: why the fuck would you believe in god?!
Me: because good things must come from somewhere...?
Matthew: fuck you! Only you can make good stuff happen to yourself!
Me: now that’s a philosophy I can stand by!
Matthew: I’ll call it... matthewism!

Matthewism by ThatBitchOnYoCeiling:TakeALook June 2, 2019

Matthewism 

To be an alpha chad and to strive hard to be the best

Incels should study the philosophy Matthewism

Matthewism by CanadianChad00 January 4, 2022