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mattress actress 

A prostitute; in particular one who will vocally and physically simulate orgasmic pleasure for her clients.
Jade, the coutesan, is renowned for being a high class mattress actress for those who can afford her services.
mattress actress by fiery69 May 17, 2006

Mattress Actress 

A girl who fakes sexual pleasure for financial gain. (Alternative to "gold digger")
Loom at that - he's 60 and loaded and she's 20! What a mattress actress!

mattress actress 

a girl who acts like she would be willing to sleep with you , for something gained but really has no intention of it.
as soon as i gave in and gave her 20 bucks she split, what a mattress actress
mattress actress by doinksplat November 20, 2013
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
Word of the Day on May 22, 2026
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020
Word of the Day on May 21, 2026

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019
Word of the Day on May 20, 2026