mouse matress

sanitary pad cotex for women

It was that time of the month so she wore a mouse matress.

by Lastchance August 2, 2006

Hit The Matresses

Often used by a mobster. "Hitting the matresses" is a term used during a mob-war. When two families or mobs are feuding, they battle it out by whackin' each other. "Hitting the matresses" is known as going into hiding. Usually finding an unknown, empty house, room, or appartment and sleeping on just a single matress.

It's getting rough, Sonny's already thinkin' of hittin' the matresses and we've only whacked a guy.

We need to hit the matresses before this shit gets outta' hand.

by TonyTheBoss June 18, 2009

Matress Back

A dirty whore who is always on her back and takes it in the Vag...

A.K.A. Billy's Mom

Man I feel horrible, I climaxed in that matress back.

by Scissor Man November 9, 2009

Matress Bater

One who puts a condom between two matresses and has sex with it.

Scotty is the biggest matress bater. He likes to do it ALL night.

by drake!!! October 23, 2005

matress ninja

One truly gifted in the fine arts of coitus, with ninja like bedroom skills and mad flexibility

Last night was incredible... what a matress ninja!!

by meganoshua May 14, 2011

matress muppet

slang word for a girls "private part" when she hasnt shaved in a while.

My girl and I were laying in bed I started to fool around with her and she said stop i need to shave. I said that I wanted to play with her matress muppet.We laughed and I pursued its wonder.

by JJhung October 19, 2009

Punk Matress

A punk rock girl who gets wasted or high all the time and lets anyone or anybody fuck her

shes a punk matress i passed out next to her and when i woke up i fucked her

by Grimm Gutterslut June 25, 2009