Urban Dictionary: Matress

matloe matress

someone who has sex with many navy men , often these girls are underage

she shagged 6 navy men ,wat a matloe matress

by constipated-dildos October 08, 2009

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communist matress

A woman shared by everyone sexually.

Example: Veronica is sleeping around with everyone, she is such a communist matress!

by Chinese tits May 31, 2014

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heir matress

Nickname for Paris Hilton.

"Did you see that video!? That chick is an heir matress!"

by Bill gronos January 05, 2006

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Burst Matress

A very overgrown hairy pussy!

God my push needs a friggin trim it looks like a burst matress!

God I couldn't go down on that bird the other night - her bush was like a burst matress!

by Ems August 05, 2003

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table matress

A matress for a table that sits on two ends with one part sticking out of te side

Get yo' dang table matress off of Cletus!

by bubblesofmassdestruction February 03, 2005

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Double Breasted Matress Thrasher

A covert naming convention designed to point out large breasted wome in public in the guise of bird watching.

"Looky here Cledus, me thinks I have just sited the fabled Double Breasted Matress Thrasher"!

by Bobby Brooks January 10, 2005

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matress king

Like the mile high club, but in a matress store.

Bro, we banged so hard I am the ultimate matress king.

by spicychivk101 February 20, 2018

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