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Mating cough

A smokers chronic call for sex
Dorthy, a hardcore smoker, chronically coughed at her desk all day.- She did so in hopes that another smoker would hear her mating cough, and give her some Dick. However, her non-smoking co-workers mistaken the sounds as a slow death, so they killed her and the coughing stopped.
by EnderPlease December 13, 2014
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