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Mathias, the name of a big pp man. Picture the hottest big titty and fat ass man with a kickass beard. He`s also known as "The One"...

#1: I said my name was "Mathías" and all of their panties dropped.

#2: Mathias, he makes Johnny Sins and Chuck Norris feel insecure about themselves.

Mathías by Hugh Gerection420 November 23, 2021

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Mathias

A big pp chad hacker.

Somebody: *Criticize Mathias*
Mathias: *Hacks into his mom's pussy*

Mathias by Naudar May 12, 2021

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Mathias

An awesome and down to earth guy who everyone loves. He makes you feel like you are the only one there and makes you feel very very special. He cares and doesn't let other people be mean to his girlfriend. He respects you and always says how much he loves you and cares about you. Not always in the same language but still. You won't be able to resist the loving and hottness of someone like him.

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Mathias by Love you <3 May 6, 2010

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Mathias is a wonderful boy. Who will make you feel so special at times. he won't let guys get to close to his girlfriend (he is over protective). You can't help but love him back or just love him. He will make you feel like you are the only thing that matters. If he has a girlfriend he would never think of cheating on her, he doesn't date if he feels he can'r commit and stay faithful. He tends to get angry easily but makes up for it with every second he's in a good mood around you. You are forced to love everything about him, since he is so amazing and very attractive.

Girl 1: look at that hot guy over there what is his name?

Girl 2: Thats Mathias, but he has a girlfreind and won't cheat on her.

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Mathias by A girls with a crush... June 20, 2011

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This is a name for a good guy that most people like.

Mathias is a cool guy.

mathias by TANNER TROY May 26, 2009

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Mathias is a man with a huge fucking penis (69 meters)

Guy 1: hey did you see Mathias in the locker room today
Guy 2: yes he’s penis was fucking huge
Guy 1: I know right

Mathias by TheVirginFucker September 16, 2019

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A handsome guy with the heart of a champion.

Mathias is such a champion

Mathias by Nadia0321 October 7, 2012

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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