Matesuz

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A stupid bitch that nobody likes

That swears they the shit but they ain't
He doesn't like to change it up
He claim he gay but he really not

his head look like a titty

Stay away from a Matesuz

Matesuz by Matesuz May 25, 2017

Words you can keep

mateusz

Polish name, of Matthew.

Mateusz is awesome.
Mateusz is leet

mateusz by ess ex kay February 2, 2004

Mateusz

Mateusz is the polish name for Matthew. Mateusz loves soccer and his two friends start with K and M. Mateusz can be a jerk but always makes up for it. He does have a crush on a girl in his class but is bad at not showing it. Mateusz is tough on the outside and soft on the inside.

Friend that starts with a K: OMG is that Mateusz?!
Friend that starts with a M : no wayyyyyyyy

Mateusz by w a s s u p May 4, 2019

Mateusz

Polish people who lack the sensible skills to function as normal members of society

Youre such a mateusz

Mateusz by P0ppers July 16, 2021

Mateusz

He is really cool guy from Poland he was in mental hospital but hey theres some up sides to that.

-Hey what is your name?
-Mateusz
-Wow will you go out with me i love you from just your name alone

Mateusz by Mateusz yea that legend October 15, 2019

mateusz

Mateusz can be an asshole but he's a sweet guy. If you don't date him your out of your mind!!! He's a very funny guy but sometimes when things don't turn out the way you wanted to be.

Kathy: I can't get him out of my mind:(
Sam:get over him mateusz

is an ass for leaving you

mateusz by Ugly pants February 2, 2017

Mateusz

The best person in the universe there is no fucking way you can hate him, in other words he is the greatest guy on earth

mateusz is great mateusz is love

Mateusz by Squirrel croncker October 11, 2019

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)

"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."

mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005

Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

Shakira Law

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.

Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it

Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025

Word of the Day on August 21, 2026