A term that was first coined on Late Night with Conan O'Brien. Masturdate is an intentional pun of masturbate. In this lewd yet satisfying activity, one will engage on an ordinary date with his/herself and with the objective to impress and please only themself. Usually, a successful masturdate is followed by myriad hours of masturbation.
Canada's Stop At Third Abstinence Program condones that more teenagers should embrace the pleasures of a masturdate without shame and with an intact dignity.
by shazzantbot January 12, 2006
Josh: Where's Phil been lately?
Bob: I don't know man, I think he's masturdating again.
Josh: I thought he got over Handgelina Jolie?
Bob: He did, it's Lindsey Lohand know.
Bob: I don't know man, I think he's masturdating again.
Josh: I thought he got over Handgelina Jolie?
Bob: He did, it's Lindsey Lohand know.
by Meester Neenja March 22, 2011
by Meowrific March 23, 2020
To stay at home and Masturbate instead of going out and doing anything else. It's a date, that rarely ends bad.
Joe: "Hey man wanna go to the game this Saturday?"
Brian: "Sorry man I can't, I got a Masturdate on Saturday."
Joe: "Oh..."
Brian: "Yeah..."
Brian: "Sorry man I can't, I got a Masturdate on Saturday."
Joe: "Oh..."
Brian: "Yeah..."
by ai-KILLER-md November 9, 2006
Pleasuring yourself to one person for a period of time. The relationship could also be exclusive or non-exclusive.
Steve: Dude, you need to find a girl.
Mike: I'm in a relationship. I've been masturdating Jessica Alba for 6 weeks now.
Steve: Wow, it's getting pretty serious, huh?
Mike: I'm in a relationship. I've been masturdating Jessica Alba for 6 weeks now.
Steve: Wow, it's getting pretty serious, huh?
by mr. marbles5 October 4, 2010
Is taking yourself out on a very special date because you know you're going to be single forever. It is also a dating trend, so hop on it! ;)
John: Hey dude, what were you up to yesterday?
Lucas: Oh I was masturdating...
John: What!?
Lucas: No bro, you're so wrong, masturdating, there's a "d" their bro!
John: *shook*
Lucas: Oh I was masturdating...
John: What!?
Lucas: No bro, you're so wrong, masturdating, there's a "d" their bro!
John: *shook*
by hoe- Heaven On Earth June 24, 2019
I am masturdating Gianna Michaels
by BirdFeeder October 3, 2010