1 definition by hoe- Heaven On Earth

masturdating

Is taking yourself out on a very special date because you know you're going to be single forever. It is also a dating trend, so hop on it! ;)

John: Hey dude, what were you up to yesterday?

Lucas: Oh I was masturdating...

John: What!?

Lucas: No bro, you're so wrong, masturdating, there's a "d" their bro!

John: *shook*

by hoe- Heaven On Earth June 24, 2019