Masturbathon

Not to be confused with masturbathong, a masturbathon is a marathon in which one masturbates constantly for a set period of time. Can also be the opposite in which one does NOT masturbate for a certain period of time.

Guy 1: Hey man, I'm going to go on a masturbathon tonight.
Guy 2: Nicee, good luck.

by fubawss January 10, 2011

Masturbathon

The art of masturbating at a rate of over 6 times per hour, for a duration of at least 3 hours.

Girl : Hey honey! Wanna go see that horrible, boring, cocksucking movie, 50 shades of grey with me tonight?
Boy : Nah Bitch I'm havin' a masturbathon

by FireCrotchAnnelieMaurice March 13, 2015

masturbathon

When you try to jerk off but are unable to reach orgasam for whatever reason, causeing you to jerk off for what seems to be an eternity yet is only 26.2 minutes

Dude, I went for a quick wank and that shit turned out to be a masterbathon.

by Ali T May 15, 2003

masturbathon

Masturbating 26.2 times in a single day.

When I heard Todd was going to attempt a masturbathon, I bought stock in Kleenex.

by Billy November 14, 2002

masturbathon

A word of Greek origin meaning to masturbate and ejaculate approx. 26 times continuously without breaking.

The 'bathlete completed the Masturbathon in his personal best time, 2 hours 36 minutes 9 seconds.

by Dr. Oxford May 16, 2003

masturbathon

Similar to an obstacle course, in which you jack off to certain types of porn in a row, seeing how fast you can finish the course.

I always get slowed down in the farm sex section.

by niggers May 14, 2003

masturbathon

Guys racing to see who can blow their load first.

You know youre a loser when you finish first and third in a masturbathon!!

by Dave May 15, 2003