Dude, wtf was Crowley doing this morning?
He was in early. He masturbates furiously when nobody is around... I wouldn't use that computer if I were you.
He was in early. He masturbates furiously when nobody is around... I wouldn't use that computer if I were you.
by 4th, disgusted March 06, 2008
by hat November 04, 2004
A type of masturbating practiced by reclusives who fear that their masturbatory time may be limited.
This is generally not the case, giving furious masterbaters a proclivity to masturbate a lot.
This is generally not the case, giving furious masterbaters a proclivity to masturbate a lot.
Instead of playing beer pong and sleazing on grimbos, Alex spent the night in his room, furiously masturbating.
by AXAdartmouth April 17, 2009