Something sooooo totally badass that right at that moment you want to drop your pants and have a massive wank.
Star Trek was so masterbational that I wanked super hard right in the theatre and shot the screen with my dick cheese.
by BuGzeeYY June 14, 2009
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guy: when you rub the shaft of your penis untl you orgasm.
(sometimes requires the use of lubricants)
(not reccomended to exceed three times each day)

girls: use of fingers to touch the clitoris
(sometimes requires the use of a vibrator)
andrew uses the fleshlight to masterbate.
by supersimon June 6, 2006
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fishing bait, mixture of corned beef and bread made into a paste.
"good god you'v had loads of fish today mate" "thats because i've been masterbateing"
by w&f January 18, 2009
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He was ignorant and liked to chat on-line. Unfortunately, he wasn't going to win any spelling bees; he was a shameless masterbator (sic)....and a big dumbass.
by thesg September 19, 2006
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But master why can't I take the day off ? Stop masterbaten with me boy .
by Master in arms March 14, 2018
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If you are a girl: when u stick two or one fingers, a dildo, or a vibrator in your vagina

If you are a boy: you use one hand and put it in a shape as if you are holding a mug then you put it around your penis and rub your hand up and down continuously

Most of the time people do it for pleasure because it should feel good!!!
Guy one: did u masterbate last night?

Guy two: yes! It felt good!
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