Definitions by w&f

Barlowed 

Very very drunk

"Bloody hell iv'e had that much to drink am absolutely fuckin barlowed"

Barlowed by w&F February 8, 2010

stanjaf 

a person that fails to do what thay say thay are going to do

"flipping heck thats twenty times now that blokes not turned up, what a fu**ing pest" "well i told you he was a stanjaf"

stanjaf by w&f May 4, 2009

rigby pest 

a man that lets his private parts hang out at partys or plays with himself in public places in the hope that someone will see him.

"good hevens see that bloke parked outside that shop" "yeah he's been thair for ages" "i know i went past him before and the dirty sod was slapping his salami" "oh he must be a rigby pest, just keep away the other day somebody was raming his car with shopping trollys and it just made him slap it harder.

rigby pest by w&f May 4, 2009

back entry 

a passage way allowing rear entry to somewere, someone or something.

"do you mind iff i throw this large pole up your back entry old boy" "no not at all thair's plenty of room iff you have any other large things to go with it"

back entry by w&f May 3, 2009

bang im 

term used by northern doormen and gangsters

" am gunna bang im in a minuite"

bang im by w&f January 18, 2009

masterbateing

fishing bait, mixture of corned beef and bread made into a paste.

"good god you'v had loads of fish today mate" "thats because i've been masterbateing"

masterbateing by w&f January 18, 2009

fish monument 

big hole in the ground with gigantic mutant carp in it, thay feed on pva bin
bags full of pig swill, used cat litter, fihermans leftovers and cattle feed.
anglers can use the full contents of a pet shops suply of animal and bird
feed in a two day fishing sesion.

"you'v been to a fish monument" "yeah didnt bother me" "flipping heck did you brake your rod" "no i use pandafodder"

fish monument by w&f January 18, 2009