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Master Mahan

A term from the Latter Day Saint movement's religious texts, "Master Mahan" is a title first claimed by Cain and later by his descendant Lamech, marking them as leaders of a "great secret" pact with Satan to kill for personal gain. Rooted in Joseph Smith’s translation of Genesis 5 (published by the Community of Christ) and the Pearl of Great Price’s Book of Moses (Chapter 5), it symbolizes a perversion of sacred priesthood knowledge into a "secret combination" driven by fear, pride, and ego. Critics suggest ties to "Master Mason" from Freemasonry or "Mahoun" (a medieval slur for Muhammad linked to witchcraft), while apologists argue it reflects restored Middle Eastern terms like "mind," "destroyer," or "keeper of a great secret." It’s a cautionary tale of corrupted power, echoing through history via groups like the Freemasons.
"That shady deal reeks of Master Mahan—using secrets to dominate like Cain did with Abel."
Master Mahan by urbanrevelator October 19, 2025
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Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026
Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread
Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020
Word of the Day on May 30, 2026
An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.
That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.
Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026
Word of the Day on May 29, 2026

You the birthday

You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling
Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.
You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026
Word of the Day on May 28, 2026

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026
Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.
I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.
honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005
Word of the Day on May 26, 2026