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Master Mahan

A term from the Latter Day Saint movement's religious texts, "Master Mahan" is a title first claimed by Cain and later by his descendant Lamech, marking them as leaders of a "great secret" pact with Satan to kill for personal gain. Rooted in Joseph Smith’s translation of Genesis 5 (published by the Community of Christ) and the Pearl of Great Price’s Book of Moses (Chapter 5), it symbolizes a perversion of sacred priesthood knowledge into a "secret combination" driven by fear, pride, and ego. Critics suggest ties to "Master Mason" from Freemasonry or "Mahoun" (a medieval slur for Muhammad linked to witchcraft), while apologists argue it reflects restored Middle Eastern terms like "mind," "destroyer," or "keeper of a great secret." It’s a cautionary tale of corrupted power, echoing through history via groups like the Freemasons.
"That shady deal reeks of Master Mahan—using secrets to dominate like Cain did with Abel."
Master Mahan by urbanrevelator October 19, 2025
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An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016