Massaro

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Thinks he's extremly hot but is just hot Italian but looks more German blue eyes makes sex jokes actually has a giant penis and knows how to us it very well nieve but intelligent blond and athletic anyone who knows that someone with the last name massaro should just send it with him

Everyone: Holy shi* that sex was amazing
Also everyone: was it a massaro

Massaro by XxAmeliaxx696969 September 26, 2018

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Massaro

The single greatest last name known to man-kind.

Everyone: "I wish my last name was Massaro!"

Me: "Yeah, i know."

Massaro by Massaro =D April 21, 2009

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Massaro

A person, usually male, who is physically unable to have sexual intercourse

Did you hear about Dan last night? He totally pulled a Massaro!

Massaro by Perivail May 31, 2020

ashley massaro

A pretty wwe diva who won raw diva search, she's also won Miss Hawaiian tropics several times and is known on wwe for her rock chick personality. She is currently suspended from wwe.

Ashley Massaro: The best wwe diva at the moment

ashley massaro by Alix91 August 6, 2007

morgan massaro

the most beautiful creature that has ever been created. She has the best personality and is quite friendly once you get to meet her. But.. don't get on her bad side. This beautiful blossom might seem nice on the outside but the inside she has a temper that will make valcanoes and tsunamis erupt. But she is the most loving, compassionate girlfriend anyone could possibly have. There can't be more than one Morgan Massaro in the whole world.

morgan massaro is beautiful.. duh

morgan massaro by -Brent:) January 8, 2011

Matteo Massaro

Biggest shlong known to man, his underwear s practically glued to his voluptuous ass engulfing his cheeks. You could call it ginormous, he uses it to slap big balls such as his brothers. He's practically a tripod and the only thing thicker than him is his dog "Baby got back", HE ALSO THINKS HIS MOM IS THE BADDIEST GIRL ON EARTH, "She kinda bad tho"

Dude you huge
Yea I kow they call me matteo massaro

Matteo Massaro by John pron September 21, 2023

Massara

One of the most amazing girls in the world

Man she really must be a massara

Massara by Animality November 6, 2017

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026