Massaro 

Thinks he's extremly hot but is just hot Italian but looks more German blue eyes makes sex jokes actually has a giant penis and knows how to us it very well nieve but intelligent blond and athletic anyone who knows that someone with the last name massaro should just send it with him

Everyone: Holy shi* that sex was amazing
Also everyone: was it a massaro

Massaro by XxAmeliaxx696969 September 26, 2018

Massaro 

The single greatest last name known to man-kind.

Everyone: "I wish my last name was Massaro!"

Me: "Yeah, i know."

Massaro by Massaro =D April 21, 2009

Massaro 

A person, usually male, who is physically unable to have sexual intercourse

Did you hear about Dan last night? He totally pulled a Massaro!

Massaro by Perivail May 31, 2020

ashley massaro 

A pretty wwe diva who won raw diva search, she's also won Miss Hawaiian tropics several times and is known on wwe for her rock chick personality. She is currently suspended from wwe.

Ashley Massaro: The best wwe diva at the moment

ashley massaro by Alix91 August 6, 2007

morgan massaro 

the most beautiful creature that has ever been created. She has the best personality and is quite friendly once you get to meet her. But.. don't get on her bad side. This beautiful blossom might seem nice on the outside but the inside she has a temper that will make valcanoes and tsunamis erupt. But she is the most loving, compassionate girlfriend anyone could possibly have. There can't be more than one Morgan Massaro in the whole world.

morgan massaro is beautiful.. duh

morgan massaro by -Brent:) January 8, 2011

Matteo Massaro 

Biggest shlong known to man, his underwear s practically glued to his voluptuous ass engulfing his cheeks. You could call it ginormous, he uses it to slap big balls such as his brothers. He's practically a tripod and the only thing thicker than him is his dog "Baby got back", HE ALSO THINKS HIS MOM IS THE BADDIEST GIRL ON EARTH, "She kinda bad tho"

Dude you huge
Yea I kow they call me matteo massaro

Matteo Massaro by John pron September 21, 2023

Massara 

One of the most amazing girls in the world

Man she really must be a massara

Massara by Animality November 6, 2017