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Thinks he's extremly hot but is just hot Italian but looks more German blue eyes makes sex jokes actually has a giant penis and knows how to us it very well nieve but intelligent blond and athletic anyone who knows that someone with the last name massaro should just send it with him

Everyone: Holy shi* that sex was amazing
Also everyone: was it a massaro

Massaro by XxAmeliaxx696969 September 26, 2018

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Massaro

The single greatest last name known to man-kind.

Everyone: "I wish my last name was Massaro!"

Me: "Yeah, i know."

Massaro by Massaro =D April 21, 2009

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Massaro

A person, usually male, who is physically unable to have sexual intercourse

Did you hear about Dan last night? He totally pulled a Massaro!

Massaro by Perivail May 31, 2020

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ashley massaro

A pretty wwe diva who won raw diva search, she's also won Miss Hawaiian tropics several times and is known on wwe for her rock chick personality. She is currently suspended from wwe.

Ashley Massaro: The best wwe diva at the moment

ashley massaro by Alix91 August 6, 2007

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morgan massaro

the most beautiful creature that has ever been created. She has the best personality and is quite friendly once you get to meet her. But.. don't get on her bad side. This beautiful blossom might seem nice on the outside but the inside she has a temper that will make valcanoes and tsunamis erupt. But she is the most loving, compassionate girlfriend anyone could possibly have. There can't be more than one Morgan Massaro in the whole world.

morgan massaro is beautiful.. duh

morgan massaro by -Brent:) January 8, 2011

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Matteo Massaro

Biggest shlong known to man, his underwear s practically glued to his voluptuous ass engulfing his cheeks. You could call it ginormous, he uses it to slap big balls such as his brothers. He's practically a tripod and the only thing thicker than him is his dog "Baby got back", HE ALSO THINKS HIS MOM IS THE BADDIEST GIRL ON EARTH, "She kinda bad tho"

Dude you huge
Yea I kow they call me matteo massaro

Matteo Massaro by John pron September 21, 2023

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Massara

One of the most amazing girls in the world

Man she really must be a massara

Massara by Animality November 6, 2017

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fache-couture

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.

1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.

fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008

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Glippy

A slang term for GLP-1 medications(like Ozempic, Wegovy, Mounjaro, etc.), usually referring to their appetite-killing, weight-loss, or “I forgot to eat” effects rather than the medical details.

Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”

Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.

“I’m not dieting, I’m just on that glippy.”
“Ever since the glippy hit, food feels optional.”
“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”

Glippy by Wild Stoner Appears December 14, 2025

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fauxstalgia

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.

Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia

fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010

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pajama casual

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.

We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.

pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020

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