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Mash potato 

Similar to the word gip, mash potato describes the moments before you feel like you might be sick but aren't actually sick.
(Someone is being inconsiderate and talking to you about a disgusting conversation topic whilst you are eating a meal and you and you start to associate the things being discussed in the conversation with the texture of your food) ... mash potato
Mash potato by anonymous17363 October 30, 2017
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Mash potato 

Mash potato is a unit of measure for a single nut. The ratio between mash potato and tigers is 13:1
I’ve tightened that bolt to 8 mash potato. That’s roughly 0.615 tigers.

mash potato 

He's mash potatoing in his room!

What the fuck, did you mash potato yourself?
mash potato by Dina7282837282837jh December 5, 2007

mash potato mouth 

The action in which one tries to speak and a fully formed sentence is not formed. There are fragments and random words. The person is intently trying to form a sentence and make a point, but the sentence is incomprehensible. There is usually an utter of words and the spew of grunts and/ or the word uhh. This action is usually accompanied by a blank stare or glazed look.
I went to talk to him, but he started mash potato mouthing everywhere. He is real hard to talk to.
mash potato mouth by zinna rose January 30, 2012

Mash potato head 

When you’re high on marijuana and your scalp feels all weird and your head high.
Person 1: this strain gives me mash potato head

Person 2: okay.

mash potato slap 

A dude sticks his cock into a bowl of warm mash potatos and slaps it across a bitches face!
WahhPOW Mash Potato Slapped BITCH!!

Can I mash potato slap you?
mash potato slap by hoesbeJOCIN September 25, 2007

Mash Potato’ed 

A superb blast combining Meth, Shrooms & Pot.
Not High, Not Geeked, Not Trippin… but now…. I’M MASHPOTATO’ED ! Mash Potato’ed, not Mashed Potato’d

(mM—-Ahhh-SHHed——PoTAY-TOED)

If just meth and shrooms it’s MASHED!

Not smashed…(drunk) but MASHED ! POTATOED ! (Including Pot)

Them: Bro you must be trippin bro…
Assumed Tripper: Nahhh, I’m Mashed Potatoed bro!
Them: But you don’t even like vegetables !!
Assumed Tripper: Nahh bro, I am the vegetable ! We are one !
Them: Hmm, hit the bub?
Assumed Tripper: Yes , the bub , the shrub and the bud !!! You can mash with me!
Them: Let’s get Mashed !