Mash potato

Mash potato is a unit of measure for a single nut. The ratio between mash potato and tigers is 13:1
I’ve tightened that bolt to 8 mash potato. That’s roughly 0.615 tigers.
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Mash potato

Similar to the word gip, mash potato describes the moments before you feel like you might be sick but aren't actually sick.
(Someone is being inconsiderate and talking to you about a disgusting conversation topic whilst you are eating a meal and you and you start to associate the things being discussed in the conversation with the texture of your food) ... mash potato
by anonymous17363 October 29, 2017
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Mashed potatoes

The act of sexual intercourse when both parties are heavily intoxicated and just end up mashing their genitals together.
Dude, bro, I had Amber over last night after the bars but we were so wasted that we just wound up having mashed potatoes until we passed out
by Smashpotatoez January 06, 2022
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Mashed potatoes at a party. Part of a larger expression of derision.
"Shit... if I knew it was going to be THAT kind of party, I would have stuck my dick in the mashed potatoes!"
by Joshimo June 02, 2006
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Mashed Potato

n. (sg. and coll.) an homosexual white male who is sexually attracted exclusively to other white males (usu. to the exclusion of Asian males). Cf. Sticky Rice, Potato Queen, Rice Queen
I don't understand why Daoqing hangs around with those racist German fags, he's never going get any of that mashed potato with his Chinese sausage.
by assarakh June 24, 2003
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"Ouch bollocks!, i just sat down funny and mashed my potatoes"
by Dan D June 29, 2005
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The act of stuffing a potato into a woman's vagina and having sex with her until it is mashed. Eating the potatoes is then optional.
I was mashing potatoes with your mom last night.
by MajorRaze May 28, 2011
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