Martin's Monthly

A term to define a moment of sheer anger coming from someone named Martin, usually coming every month in a menstrual cycle of sorts.

Martin: I AM FUMING!!!!!!

Everyone: There goes Martin's Monthly!

by immchuck May 9, 2021

Martin's Donk

Martin's step beside of Iceland, he probably shits on it.

Martin's donk is a shithole, he definitely shit on that step.

by Promethazine1 March 14, 2018

Martin's delight

Asking to use somebody's bathroom after shitting yourself then smearing your own scat generously over the walls before casually walking away, leaving your shitty, soiled underwear on the floor. Good currys from Asia can enhance this experience

I thought that he just wanted to take a piss but he left a full on Martin's delight in there, get the gloves!...
Ah fuck, Rob, it's got into the taste buds!

by Profiley mcprofileface July 23, 2019

Martin's Chili

Chili that has been made in the depths and bowels of Hell itself. Your asshole will feel as if someone fucked you with a round cheese grater.

He ate Martin's Chili yesterday. He's been in the hospital for about 6 years now and even the best doctors can't repair his asshole.

by foreskingobbler July 22, 2021

Saint Martin’s Catholic Academy

A Catholic secondary school based in rural Stoke Golding, a village just outside the town of Hinckley, it boasts a healthy level of academic achievement and has had impressive GCSE results since it’s transformation into a 11-16 school seven years ago. This change, however, has given rise to a shift in the school’s demographics. No longer does the school consist of exclusively middle class students from the surrounding villages, whose parents pick them up in the car park each day in massive 4 by 4s presumably to counter the occasional leaves that fall on the end of their mansion’s drive, for the change in local school systems caused many students from the working class Hinckley that would’ve otherwise attended a more modest school such as Hinckley Academy or Redmoor to commute on the infamous Beaver Bus daily. This change has created a peculiar environment in the school were rich and poor are educated in harmony. This will, no doubt, be the middle-class students’ only experience of the working class before they go on to work as a hedge fund manager and fund the Conservative Party while putting their earnings into an offshore account.

Catholic Priest at Sunday Mass: “So, what schools does everyone’s children go to?”
All (in unison): “Saint Martin’s Catholic Academy!”

by Suntan Dave December 8, 2021

Martin Luther's Eve

The Sunday night before Martin Luther King day where many people celebrate this great man by getting drunk in his honor with no repercussions the next day

Kyle: hey garrett you gonna hit the beer bong tonight?!
Garrett: Why? its sunday night.
Kyle: Its Martin Luther's Eve! Feck it bro!

by Mikesauce23 January 17, 2011

Martin Robinson's calculator

A mythical device that when one enters a figure and the equal button it comes out with a far higher figure, commonly used to tally up production scores.

There's a problem with your scores you seem to have a hundred extra, can't be I used Martin Robinson's calculator.

by Peanut1969 June 7, 2021