Surname; derivative of the
Italian/Jersey word for "hammer".
Martellas are recognized for their life skillz, intelligence, technical prowess, good looks, mainframe- operating proficiency, beast-mode abilities, and social expertise.
A penchant for sweet shit (esp. weaponry) is a common trait among the descendants of the Martella clan. Martellas prefer pizza- based
food products, but occasionally
will go out to eat for some dank Vietnamese.
Well known Martellas include the SUPERMARTELLABROTHERS (SMB): professional
urban guerillas, street racers, and disc golfers, as well as lesser-known Vincent Martella, from Everybody Hates Chris.
there are no examples that can be
put into writing that accurately describe the
epicness of thinking about or just being in the
presence of a Martella.