Surname; derivative of the Italian/Jersey word for "hammer".
Martellas are recognized for their life skillz,
intelligence, technical prowess, good looks, mainframe- operating proficiency, beast-mode abilities, and social expertise.
A penchant for sweet shit (esp. weaponry) is a common trait among the descendants of the Martella clan. Martellas prefer pizza- based food products, but occasionally will go out to eat for some dank Vietnamese.
Well known Martellas include the SUPERMARTELLABROTHERS (SMB):
professional urban guerillas, street racers, and disc golfers, as well as lesser-known Vincent Martella, from
Everybody Hates Chris.