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martello 

a chronic masturbator in the Siberian Tundra
"Look there's a Martello, off in the distance."

"Ewwwwww"
martello by poopsicle buthole December 18, 2013
Words you can keep

Martello 

A beautiful person with an amazing personality. The bravest man I have ever known, hardworking and determined. He is kind and affectionate to those he cares about. Funny and bold, never afraid to tell you what you need to hear. The love of my life. Never let him go.
He's my Martello
Martello by Ghostgirl8 November 22, 2024

Jaeden Martell 

the most perfect boy to live, ever. Hes so beautiful and his voice is so relaxing. His acting is outstanding and his style is immaculate. His sense of humor is extremely funny and he supports everyone for who they are.
“Whos the boy who stutters in IT?”

Oh thats Bill Denbrough, hes played by Jaeden Martell.”

Marvellous 

Causing great wonder; extraordinary.

Extremely good or pleasing; splendid.
‘these marvellous technological toys are fun to play with’

‘you have done a marvellous job
Marvellous by Gos of light June 12, 2017

Jaeden Martell 

A cute sweet funny amazing cool boy. He’s a smile bean and must be protected. He’s amazing and funny. He’s also super cute.
Friend: who plays Bill in It?
Me: that’s Jaeden Martell he’s so cute!

Marvellous 

Marvellous brings life to the world. He loves is an very intelligent, strong, hardworking, handsome young man.
Im not going unless you bring Marvellous along.
Marvellous by Sexy cute March 13, 2017

Martelling 

1. The act of telling on someone else to throw the blame off of yourself.
2. Telling on someone else when you get caught to make what you did seem not as bad.
1. Did you see Walter martelling on Henry, he totally threw him under the bus to save himself.
2. I know I cheated on you, but you know Bruce cheated on Megan every weekend.
Martelling by Therealfarley September 30, 2020
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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