Marlynda

A stick that walks, talks, breaths, and doesn't pick up after it's self. Also seen making love to branches.

"FUCK!! That Marlynda left a dead horse in my pool!"

Person 1:"I looked out my window and there was a stick riding a branch."
Person 2:"Oh, that must have been Marlynda..."

by CIRCUMFLEX UMLAUT ACCENT February 04, 2009

Pulling a Marlynda

v. one who knows that others like them and pretend that no one does so others will say "of course they do"

ex: "Im fat"
ex: "no one likes me"
She knows shes hott, shes pulling a marlynda.

by Crazy Mcnulty August 31, 2008