Marloitis

An affliction that affects people who have not have their daily dose of Marlo. Can only be cured by excessive time with said person, or killing one self. If the affliction becomes to severe, one may experience lapses of insecurity, confusion, severe headaches, and Marlo cravings.

I feel bad for her, the time away from Marlo has given her Marloitis, it's sad seeing her fail so much.

by Sean Mcnamaran March 2, 2011

matteus marlovits

Teus is one of the most sexiest, handsome, pompous and diligent people you‘ll ever meet.

He‘s instagram famous and is venerated/adored by a myriad of gals out there.

„gurl, where can i find myself a matteus marlovits“

„Comrade ion kno“

by hisdicksmallerthanmytoes May 6, 2019

malloytis

An artifical and illusory medical condition, often used a slang term to give a reason for an employee calling off sick and not reporting to work, when the employee is not actually sick.

"He's not coming into work tonight. It's the weekend. He has Malloytis."

"July 4th and she's calling off? She must have Malloytis."

by Doctorsnote November 16, 2016

Marcolitis

When you get so drunk, you throw up all over the place, and wake up the next morning asking your friends what happened.

Marcello: "Yo you trynna get fucked up tonight?"
Louis: "Yes, lad, like Marco in Cuba last thanksgiving."
Alex: " Damn, bro too faded, Marcolitis type of shit!"

by alexpreite May 25, 2017

Marilitis

An infectious disease you contract from Mariyah or Mari for short. This disease is highly contagious with a long list of symptoms. Patients who are found to be around her for long periods of time experience spelling and grammatical errors. Stage 6 patients have a major symptom, they will tend to call her “mommy” and submit to her.

Guy 1: Yo dude I think I have Marilitis, I can barely spell lately

Guy 2: Oh shit! I think you’ll be good- hold up Mari is coming down the hall
Guy 1: Mommy is coming? WAIT NO I MEAN MARI
Guy 2: WTF…..get help. FAST.

by Dr. TPE August 5, 2021

fw.marlonisaqt

A moot king

I am moots with fw.marlonisaqt

by Animewatcher13 May 3, 2022

Malloritis

A chronic debilitating condition caused by the abhorrent sight of the Pelvis Wave. Symptoms include seizures, clenched fists and out right disapproval. Once diagnosed the affliction is permanent. When one is not exposed to the Pelvis Wave for prolonged periods of time, intense cravings for the manuever are developed.

Stop it, George! Your interpretation of the Pelvis Wave will give me Malloritis!

by CyborgTm July 3, 2007