malloytis 

An artifical and illusory medical condition, often used a slang term to give a reason for an employee calling off sick and not reporting to work, when the employee is not actually sick.

"He's not coming into work tonight. It's the weekend. He has Malloytis."

"July 4th and she's calling off? She must have Malloytis."

malloytis by Doctorsnote November 16, 2016

Malloritis 

A chronic debilitating condition caused by the abhorrent sight of the Pelvis Wave. Symptoms include seizures, clenched fists and out right disapproval. Once diagnosed the affliction is permanent. When one is not exposed to the Pelvis Wave for prolonged periods of time, intense cravings for the manuever are developed.

Stop it, George! Your interpretation of the Pelvis Wave will give me Malloritis!

Malloritis by CyborgTm July 3, 2007

Marloitis 

An affliction that affects people who have not have their daily dose of Marlo. Can only be cured by excessive time with said person, or killing one self. If the affliction becomes to severe, one may experience lapses of insecurity, confusion, severe headaches, and Marlo cravings.

I feel bad for her, the time away from Marlo has given her Marloitis, it's sad seeing her fail so much.

Marloitis by Sean Mcnamaran March 2, 2011

Malloritis 

A compulsive, addictive and sometimes fatal addiction to the species Mallory. Often accompanied by loss of sleep, loss of appetite, and an erection lasting longer than 6 hours.

Johnny: Shit, I haven't slept in days.

Sam: Dude, what happened?
Johnny: Man I caught Malloritis!

Malloritis by shitzam February 3, 2010

Malloritis 

This chronic, untreatable, incurable "condition" (we resent the term "disease") is accompanied by symptoms which may include:

a) incessant squealing, noisemaking and overall spazziness, contrasting with an abnormally advanced vocabulary

b) the enlargening of the forehead

c) the inexplicable, carnal attraction to delicious, floppy, silken emo hair

d) and utter revulsion expressed towards the Pelvis Wave, which may well trigger this sad, sad condition.

(unreasonable restrictions thinly disguised as a)FUN FACT:
Coined by the creator of the Pelvis Wave. May only be used as a nickname for a certain person by the creator of the Pelvis Wave. So it is written, so it shall be done.

DAMMIT! George did the Pelvis Wave all up in my grill! Now I'm gonna get Malloritis...for LIFE!

The Pelvis Wave is fickle, it goes away...but MALLORITIS is here to stay!

Malloritis by Ano-MALLY December 25, 2008

Malloying 

When you move into someone else's house under the pretext of only needing to stay there for a little while but the house quickly becomes known widely as yours, treated as yours, and you stay there for weeks or months.

What is Tommy up to these days?

He's Malloying over at Tabitha's house.

Malloying by Indifferent2316 January 11, 2018

o'malleyism 

Ideology where putting a lot amount of effort into work for little reward is worth it

Ryan is an o'malleyist, he believes in o'malleyism

o'malleyism by Dr. F Money November 30, 2022