Marcolitis

When you get so drunk, you throw up all over the place, and wake up the next morning asking your friends what happened.

Marcello: "Yo you trynna get fucked up tonight?"
Louis: "Yes, lad, like Marco in Cuba last thanksgiving."
Alex: " Damn, bro too faded, Marcolitis type of shit!"

Marcolitis by alexpreite May 25, 2017

Marilitis 

An infectious disease you contract from Mariyah or Mari for short. This disease is highly contagious with a long list of symptoms. Patients who are found to be around her for long periods of time experience spelling and grammatical errors. Stage 6 patients have a major symptom, they will tend to call her “mommy” and submit to her.

Guy 1: Yo dude I think I have Marilitis, I can barely spell lately

Guy 2: Oh shit! I think you’ll be good- hold up Mari is coming down the hall
Guy 1: Mommy is coming? WAIT NO I MEAN MARI
Guy 2: WTF…..get help. FAST.

Marilitis by Dr. TPE August 5, 2021

Marloitis 

An affliction that affects people who have not have their daily dose of Marlo. Can only be cured by excessive time with said person, or killing one self. If the affliction becomes to severe, one may experience lapses of insecurity, confusion, severe headaches, and Marlo cravings.

I feel bad for her, the time away from Marlo has given her Marloitis, it's sad seeing her fail so much.

Marloitis by Sean Mcnamaran March 2, 2011

Marcolicious 

Smelling extremely delicious. Smell often contains a sensual cotton candy smell. This smell often turns someone on upon smelling it.

I was turned on immediately after sniffing Peter's marcolicious smell.

Marcolicious by Marcolicious Fiend January 26, 2010

Marcotism 

Political ideology.

It stands for the fact that persons named Marco are always right.

No matter what Marco says, he is right. Even if everyone think it is wrong.

The leader of such ideological movement must be named Marco.

Guy 1: Mars is smaller than the Sun

Marco: No, it is bigger

Guy 1: No, that's wrong.

Marco: It's not wrong because I say so and I'm the marcotist leader. Marcotism says that I'm always right.

Guy 1: Damn you're right.

Marcotism by Marcotism leader December 9, 2019

Malcolmitis 

N. An unofficial disease contracted by everyone at some point. Symptoms may include drowsiness, aches and pains, and accelerated aging.

See also Malcolmish

Associate: I can't come into work today.
Manager: Why not?
Associate: Oh, I've contracted Malcolmitis.
Manager: Oh my god...Well you just stay home, I can't have you working while you're malcolmish.

Malcolmitis by Lee3PO September 30, 2005

marcoletsgo 

a marcoletsgo is some type of person that is better then you in anyway shape or form

you can find marcoletsgo in world 116 on runescape

marcoletsgo is the best runescape player with a life.

marcoletsgo owns you

marcoletsgo by marcoletsgo April 4, 2010