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Marley C 

Marley C : is a person who has clinically small balls but an unusually large dong sometimes over 18 inches

This causes problems when he goes in public because it droops out of his trouser leg
He is a virgin and always will be because he has erectile dis-functions and has a dong too massive to fit
and likes to be creative when it comes to wanking ( usually likes to self blow or make a hole in my little pony teddies)
Marley C by Jhkjbkjbkjbkbjk October 18, 2019
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Bob Marley CD's 

code phrase for marijuana. "Listening" is also substituted for "smoking" said marijuana in this context.
"Hey guys, do you want to go listen to some Bob Marley CD's?"
Bob Marley CD's by N0Lif3 October 23, 2008

Bob Marley Cigarette 

A joint of weed.
Ay John and I lit up a Bob Marley cigarette the other day and blazed that shit up.

Bob Marley Concert 

When one usually with a group of friends smokes marijuana. Refers to association of reggae and musician Bob Marley with marijuana. "Tickets" to the concert can be any marijuana related paraphernalia including, marijuana itself, or what is used to smoke it. Reggae music is optional.
Jack: Hey Mark you want to go to a Bob Marley Concert?
Mark: Yup, I've got my ticket right here (pulls out bag of weed)

Bob Marley comedian

a comedian from maine, talks a lot about new england and his family.
"yo that bob marley is wicked funny dude. no bob marley comedian"

Bob Marley Catheter 

When you take fat-ass bong rip and go down on your man, pinch the tip of his dick to open the urethra like a balloon and blow the bong rip into it really fast so his balls inflate like a balloon. Then you pokeem with a thumbtack and watch his body go round the room like a comical balloon.
Chad Thundercock: Dude, this bitch gave me a Bob Marley Catheter one time.

Kyle: Whoa! What happened?

Chad Thundercock: Put me in the hospital for a week. Worth it.
Bob Marley Catheter by Zaschiana April 27, 2023

Bob Marley Extra Crispy 

Used in the Movie Tenacious D to refer to a buying of marijuana at the local Pizza place.
Go down to Toneys Pizza tell him you want the Bob Marley Extra Crispy, He'll know what you mean.
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