"I want to marry Kirisame Marisa from the Touhou Project. Ever since I was a young
boy I've been interested in blondes, but I've mostly been repelled because they are stupid white women who do not know how to think. One day, while I was playing touhou, I saw an image of a peculiar blonde with a witch attire. I immediately fell in
love. The long, luscious hair, the dominating yet
cute attire, the smug, tsundere, yet
cute personality all formed into one perfect being by the name of Marisa Kirisame. And so I began my search for Marisa, I played all the touhou games with all the spell cards just so I could the most out of her majesty. I searched all of Danbooru for images of her, just so I could get to see her
beautiful tomboyish body. You see, Cirno is not the tomboyish
girl in
love. Marisa is. She is in
love with me. Yet the reality barrier separates us like Romeo and Juliette. It is the cruel fate that is reality that separates such star-crossed lovers from each other. Only something so powerful as the reality barrier can separate me from my dear Marisa."