"I want to marry Kirisame Marisa from the Touhou Project. Ever since I was a young
boy I've been interested in blondes, but I've mostly been repelled because they are stupid white women who do not know how to think. One
day, while I was playing touhou, I saw an image of a peculiar
blonde with a witch attire. I immediately fell in love. The
long, luscious hair, the dominating yet cute attire, the smug,
tsundere, yet cute personality all formed into one perfect being by the name of Marisa Kirisame. And so I began my search for Marisa, I played all the touhou games with all the spell cards just so I could the most out of her majesty. I searched all of Danbooru for images of her, just so I could get to see her beautiful tomboyish body. You see, Cirno is not the tomboyish girl in love. Marisa is. She is in love with me. Yet the
reality barrier separates us like Romeo and
Juliette. It is the cruel fate that is reality that separates such star-crossed lovers from each other. Only something so powerful as the reality barrier can separate me from my dear Marisa."
