mario karting

while having sex with your partner, you play mario kart and try to come first in game without coming first in real life.

i went mario karting with my girlfriend last night and she blasted my ass in rainbow road while i blasted her ass with my dick.

mario karting by deekayzero November 18, 2018

Mario Karting

Mario Karting:

Mario Karting can be observed when an individual attempts to drive a vehicle while under the influence of various narcotics & is most commonly associated with "candy flipping".

Although LSD & MDMA are the base ingredients for a true Mario Karting experience this can be further enhanced by adding to the mix such marvels as Valium, Nitrous Oxide & Marijuana Leaf - this list is not exhaustive.

Jimmy thought it'd be a good idea to go Mario Karting after a wild night out. He turned up the dial on his stereo & decided on some filthy ragga jungle for the ride. The tunes were banging & the roads were swerving but Jimmy thought he was doing just fine. His foot was down & with him bearing down on the destination he was seeking all of a sudden out of nowhere... WHAM. Poor Jimmy became the "Madcapped Parked Car Killer Man".

Mario Karting by Devastez July 6, 2011

Mario-Karting 

PG: Sitting on someone's lap, moaning, and getting hard.

PG-13: Playing Mario Kart and then later sleeping together.

Gavin: "Chris, remember when we were Mario-Karting the other day?"

Chris: "Yes, daddy."

Gavin: "We should do that again."

Chris: "Yes, daddy."

Mario-Karting by My Friend Has Jake Paul October 6, 2022

Mariokarting 

Sliding on your butt, on a preferably wet and snowy hill, racing your friends to the bottom.

Tyla slid on her butt to the bottom, perfecting the Mariokarting slide.

Mariokarting by BobdaBuilderr November 3, 2009

MarioKarting 

A group of male friends, often bisexual, sliding around naked in a communal shower.

Man 1: Man did you hear all the ruckus from the males bathroom last night?
Man 2: Oh yeah, haha, me and the boys were MarioKarting

MarioKarting by APH319 July 17, 2018