Marilyn's Law 

Any discussion regarding portrayals of female beauty in the media, especially in regards to weight and shape, will devolve into a discussion of Marilyn Monroe's dress size (what it was, whether it was a constant, what it would be in today's dress sizes, whether she presented a more realistic beauty ideal, etc.)

A: I can't believe how skinny models have gotten!
B: I know! I wish we lived back in the 1960s when people liked a woman with real curves.
A: Did you know Marilyn Monroe wore a size 12?
B: Can't we have a discussion about this without invoking Marilyn's Law? You know she had to diet and exercise and get plastic surgery, right? It's not like there were no unachievable standards of beauty for women and all was well with the world back then, either.

Marilyn's Law by Theoretical Shopaholic March 30, 2011

Marilyn Munster Syndrome 

When one single member of a family turns out normal and an upstanding citizen while the rest of the family is losers.

Christine told her family members that she got a new promotion. Since all her family was in prison it made this Marilyn Munster Syndrome situation awkward.

Marilyn Munster Syndrome by Gary and Jeff August 15, 2008

marilyn monroe syndrome 

1. A really hot female who only seems to date guys well below her league.

2. A really attractive female who has low self-esteem and confidence in herself, even though she is a really nice and genuine person.

1.) "Dude, did you see that girl?!"
"Yeah, but don't bother trying to get with her she's such a Marilyn - she's seeing that Brody guy."

2.) "Why does she have to be so down about herself? She looks great!"
"Yeah, I think she might have Marilyn Monroe Syndrome she doesn't see all the nice things about herself that we see."

marilyn monroe syndrome by BasedGeorgie May 26, 2014

Marilyn Monroe Syndrome 

A condition that delusional fat women suffer from, whereby they cite that Marilyn Monroe was a size 16, proving that beauty standards have changed, and therefore fat is beautiful. Unbeknownst to them is that the sizes of clothing in Monroe's time were measured differently and a size 16 in the 1950s was roughly equivalent to a size 8. In reality, Monroe weighed about 120 pounds.

Sea Cow--OMG stop body shaming me, fat is beautiful, don't you know Marilyn Monroe was a size 16?
Person--Bitch, you've got Marilyn Monroe Syndrome. fat shaming sea cow man the harpoons Marilyn Monroe land whale

Marilyn Monroe Syndrome by s s s s s s September 12, 2016

Marilyn Vos Savant 

She has the highest IQ score ever proving that women are smarter

I'm a guy by the way :)

Marilyn Vos Savant is very beautiful and she has the highest IQ of all time.

Marilyn Vos Savant by ¯\_(CJ)_/¯ October 8, 2020

Marilynn Singer

This person is awesome.

Chuck norris: You're awesome marilynn.
Marilynn Singer: I know, thanks chuck!
Chuck norris: anytime.

Marilynn Singer by xxDece May 12, 2011