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Male Queef 

the redirection of gaseous air to either side of the scrotum, simultaneously filtered by the surrounding pubic hair and or the naked sack itself...while sitting down
Jaime, stop male queefing on my computer chair!

Toronto Maple Queefs 

The proper pronunciation for the NHL's Toronto based hockey team, the Toronto Maple Leafs.
Guy 1: "Hey did you catch the Toronto Maple Queefs game last night?"
Guy 2: "Yeah man, they fucking suck!"

Male queef 

Male Queef, this is when the male has been eating that much bad junk food they persistently keep on letting out small little farts that smell like pure shit to point where you have to go to the toilet to drop a log.
Hey man i just did the male queef, I’m going to have to go for a tom tit.
Male queef by ZAandNA January 27, 2018

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016