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Manzieling

Unexpected and smashing success to unprecedented degrees, often earning great admiration of the opposite sex.
When the water boy was Manzieling it when he wound up starting at QB, winning the date championship, winning student body president, and winning the heart of the prom queen.
by Manzieling it February 5, 2013
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manzieling it

Laying down and crossing your arms over your chest as if you fucked up your entire life
Browns coach: What the fuck is our New QB doing?
Assistant coach: He's manzieling it!
Browns coach: What?
Assistant coach: Remember that first round bust we drafted years ago?
Browns coach: Oh, him!
by johnnybegreat2 April 5, 2016
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manzling

guy 1: fuck i'm awesome
guy 2:he's manzling again...
by Sirat'Saah November 3, 2011
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manilingus

A man tucks his penis back "Buffalo Bill" style (creating a mangina), and then another man or possibly woman then proceeds to perform oral services around the mangina-area. Probably doesn't feel very sexually fulfilling, but is great for a story to tell at the bars and likely tickles.
After Jay tucked his penis back "Buffalo Bill" style, Silent Bob went down and performed manilingus on him in front of the Mooby's.
by Sam Oakleaf February 22, 2007
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Manteling

Manteling is when you poop in your pants purposefully, then shimmy till it slides down to your balls. After it slides down to your balls, you let it crust to make a protective barrier around your testicles. This can be done several times
Person 1: Just started Manteling 2 weeks ago

Person 2: You Pussy dike, iv been mantel maxxing for 7 years
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Person 1: WHATS THAT SMELL DEAR GOD

Person 2: Just layering up the ol' mantel
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Person 1: *axe kicks to your nuts at full force*

Person 1: *breaks there leg*

Person 1: DEAR GOD MY LEG WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOUR NUTS MADE OUT OF

Person 2: *shits a little more*
by Colton Morris April 24, 2024
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