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many a monkey 

Term that describes a large quantity of monkeys.
Wow, that zoo had many a monkey!

many a doob ago

Synonymous to "ages ago" or "so long ago I've forgetten", but mainly refers to memory items that have been misplaced due to excessive marijuana use.
"Hey Tommy, do you remember that hot teacher from freshman math?"

"No way Cheech, that was many a doob ago"
many a doob ago by Bruce Hardy December 25, 2007

many a slip between the cup and the lip 

Generally refers to a situation where things did not happen at the last minute the way they were expected to due to unforseen reasons
I was to get a raise this year, but it didnt happen due to the merger.
Well my friend, there is many a slip between the cup and the lip!

A Fabergé egg is a jewelled egg first created by the jewellery firm House of Fabergé, in Saint Petersburg, Russia. As many as 69 Czarist Russia Era eggs ... 

A Fabergé egg is a jewelled egg first created by the jewellery firm House of Fabergé, in Saint Petersburg, Russia. As many as 69 Czarist Russia Era eggs ...
A Fabergé egg is a jewelled egg first created by the jewellery firm House of Fabergé, in Saint Petersburg, Russia. As many as 69 Czarist Russia Era eggs ...

How Many South Americans Does It Take To Screw In A Lightbulb? 

"How many South Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A Brazillion. Get it?"

"No."

"Brazil is in South America, and sounds like it could become a number. A Brazillion."

"OH. I'M STUPID."

how fast can elephants run (use miles because I don’t know how many kilometers are in a mile) 

1: how fast can elephants run (use miles because I don’t know how many kilometers are in a mile)
2: Bruh I don’t know just google it