Mannap

When a female takes a man away to an undisclosed location without prior knowledge of the destination.

Ooo, you are sooo fine! I just wanna mannap you.

by Anonymous1110000 February 18, 2009

magnapuss

A weight lifter that can't do anything useful with his strength. Or co-worker that is useless 99% of the time.

Jimmy is a real magnapuss when it comes to carrying firewood, but he can sure sling dumbbells.

by ideal300 August 15, 2014

Manna for the mindless

Manna for the mindless is a disparaging description of television programmes that do no more than fill up air time. The programmes that are banal, trivial and boring and which, if they were a person, would be described as a WOFS. You know the sort of crap, pretty well all of daytime television, soap operas screened at any time, moronic game shows, chat shows featuring liggers or z-list celebrities, the list just goes on. It is the sort of programme which doesn’t require dumbing down as it is targeted at fuckwits or insomniacs who need something other than drugs to help them sleep.
Before twenty-four seven television was inflicted on a long-suffering human race, manna for the mindless was typified by film serials where the hero always overcame impossible odds to rescue the heroine from an impossible situation and the villain was always defeated. Either that or the Hollywood musical of the 1950s such as Carousel or South Pacific, total shite consisting of totally forgettable songs, stilted dialogue and a non-existent plot.

"Jane, would you like to come bird watching, there’s a good chance of a peregrine’s mating display"
"No, I've got to watch Loose Women!"
"Manna for the mindless!"

by AKACroatalin March 7, 2017

Manna for the mindless

Deriving from the tag 'Manna for the mind' used to describe books and literature, 'Manna for the mindless' is a disparaging but accurate description of banal entertainment of any sort, particularly daytime television, long running soaps, stupid game shows, chat shows and so on. It consists of material that is so dumb it doesn't require 'dumbing down' and is no more than prdigested pap which can be understood by people with a below normal IQ. Before the advent of twenty-four seven television manna for the mindless was typified by the Hollywood musical of the 1950s. These consisting entirely of eminently forgettable songs joined together by crappy dialogue and a plot so thin you could shoot peas through it.

"Kim, d'you want to come out for a walk?"
"No, I've got to watch Jeremy Kyle!"
"Manna for the mindless!"

by Croatalin December 3, 2013

Manna

Manna is a beautiful and an amazing human. She helps you with everything and is the nicest person you ever know . If you lose her then thats your loss because she is amazing

Manna is amazing

by Olivia1729 March 2, 2021

Mannat

Mannat is a beautiful girl.She is super duper pretty and she is also very nice.She is hot af,many boys are after her because of her style and her smile.She is super funny and has cute laughs.When she is in love,no one can stop her.She is an amazing girl.She has body goals and she is smart.She is really great at relationships and she isn't a player,she can also be too much sexual in relationships.She is a loyal and a cute girl.If u fall in love with her,go tell her because she might say yes.She has beautiful eyes,but she can be shy,innocent and too sensitive at times.Mannat will make a lovely wife,fun mum and best girlfriend.

Boy 1:Who is that shy looking girl??
Boy 2:Ofcourse it's MANNAT!!

by That funny and cool boy October 7, 2018

man nap

Getting some quality sleep where you shouldn't be.

I hadn't slept the night before work, and had been out drinking rather too much. I came into work late with a hangover and then took a man nap in the disabled toilet for a few hours...

Good times...

by Anonymous0000 September 19, 2005