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Manditory Fun Day
1. When your boss or CO (commanding officer in military terms) makes it a requirement to show up to a pick-nic, BBQ, or some other stupid crap in order to build "team spirit" or "esprit de corp."
2. Your boss has no friends of his/her own, and decides that all of his/her subordinates should show up to one of his/her lame functions.
3. The Colonel or Sergeant Major have no friends and everyone hates them. Therefore, their subordinates are required to put on their 'Class A' or 'Dress Blue' uniforms and listen to some old guys make drunken, teary-eyed toasts to their first pair of jump boots.
2. Your boss has no friends of his/her own, and decides that all of his/her subordinates should show up to one of his/her lame functions.
3. The Colonel or Sergeant Major have no friends and everyone hates them. Therefore, their subordinates are required to put on their 'Class A' or 'Dress Blue' uniforms and listen to some old guys make drunken, teary-eyed toasts to their first pair of jump boots.
Platoon Sergeant: "Tomorrow is the brigade ball. Everyone is required to attend.
Private: "Is this one of those MANDITORY FUN DAY's, Sergeant?
Private: "Is this one of those MANDITORY FUN DAY's, Sergeant?
Manditory Fun Day by pissed off grunt January 18, 2011
Chuck Mangione
A flugelhorn player who achieved international success with his jazz single, Feels So Good, in 1977.
CHUCK MANGIONE: When I signed a contract to be the Mega Lo Mart spokesman, I didn't read it carefully. I have to be at every store opening, and they open 400 stores a year. I haven't had time to record, or tour, or give my old lady any slow sweet lovin' in years. So I disappeared to the last place they'd ever look for me. I've been living here rent-free, eating their Cheerios, playing their video games and trying on their underpants. Anything to stick it to the Man.
Chuck Mangione by Jimbo February 13, 2005
mangitis
Inflammation of the mangina. Symptoms include irritability, cramping, bloating, bitchiness, mood swings, and other symptoms related to the female menstrual cycle. Etiology is primarily in men can be from all age groups.
Manitoba Deepfreeze
Any area of private space that can be used to store food that is exposed to the extreme and predictable cold of Manitoba's winter. Good examples are the apartment balcony, unheated garages and trunks of cars.
Are you gonna head to McDonalds with us on lunch break?
No, I have a club pack of No Name frozen burritos in the Manitoba Deepfreeze that I'll microwave.
I have 20 packs of smokies from that deer I shot in the fall stored out there on the Manitoba Deepfreeze.
No, I have a club pack of No Name frozen burritos in the Manitoba Deepfreeze that I'll microwave.
I have 20 packs of smokies from that deer I shot in the fall stored out there on the Manitoba Deepfreeze.
Manitoba Deepfreeze by prophethere March 21, 2011
manito
spanish/spanglish term used in reference towards a friend or homie that you are close to....these people wont turn there back on you....
manito by pedro manito August 13, 2011
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