CHUCK MANGIONE: When I signed a contract to be the Mega Lo Mart spokesman, I didn't read it carefully. I have to be at every store opening, and they open
400 stores a year. I haven't had
time to record, or tour, or give my old lady any
slow sweet lovin' in years. So I disappeared to the last place they'd ever look for me. I've been living here rent-
free, eating their Cheerios, playing their video games and trying on their underpants. Anything to stick it to the Man.