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Mandeebah 

He is a bean.
Mandeebah is such a bean.
Mandeebah by MiniBean May 22, 2018
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Lion Mandelbaum

A large masculine hairy Mexican man. Has a massive cock, big and black all around, with pubes like the amazonian rain forest. Proof that someone with a ballsack that touches the ground exists.
Hey dude, when was the last time you saw someone with a Lion Mandelbaum sized cock?

I have never seen someone with a 14 foot cock dude.
Lion Mandelbaum by Toebourton May 11, 2022

mandlebars 

A type of mustache found on the male gender in which the outer extremities curve upward toward the eyes. Not to be confused with a handlebar, this style emphasizes masculinity over style.
"Your mustache is quite long, you should consider styling mandlebars."

"Those are stylish mandlebars. It's good to see them in style again. Huzzah!"

"He's so full of vit and vigor, he should grow mandlebars."
mandlebars by mikeycav October 30, 2009
An accidental close encounter between a homosexual male and a heterosexual male in which the heterosexual male does not know he is being pursued with the intent of ritual coitus
My roommate pulled a Mahndeeba last night, when he brought home Felipe at 3 am.
Mahndeeba by Ders the defiler February 26, 2015

manderbating

A seldom used expression for masturbating without using one's hands. Just a sexual thought in one's mind would constitute as meanderbating, masterbating with one's mind.
He was manderbating in class, because he could not leave to go to the bathroom.
manderbating by Steve February 1, 2004

Mandeesh 

A girl who has big eyes and long hair, she worries too much about her spots, she thinks she is ugly when she is not.
Look at that girl, she thinks she is ugly but she is really pretty.

Yeah she must be a Mandeesh.
Mandeesh by Amrit Gill November 3, 2012

Mandlebar Mustache 

A midget pornstar.
Usually has a name such as Tripod and stars in such films as Itty Bitty Gang Bang
That handlebar mustache just had sex with that cat!
Mandlebar Mustache by Gherkin November 3, 2004
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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