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Another term said instead of "sperm, cum, jizz"...etc...etc...
Oh yeah boy, I'm gonna shoot my man jelly down your throat!
Man jelly by Deputy Ryans June 26, 2003
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Breakfast condiment for males to be spread on toast.
Dear, could you please pass the man jelly? I think its next to the man peanut butter.
Man jelly by Lil' Sis October 21, 2003

Eunuch jelly man 

:NOUN: 1. Someone who has had their balls removed
2. A man who is the equivalent of a goat only on Saturdays when he's drinking massive amounts of alcohol.
1. I feel bad for that eunuch jelly man
2. Man, yesterday i turned into a eunuch jelly man
Eunuch jelly man by Juan April 3, 2004

Man Jellies 

Plastic Shoes worn by men
Steve wore his Man Jellies proudly and with socks at that.
Man Jellies by Love ya dork October 16, 2007

The Jello Man

The act of creating a hole inside of a cup of jello, then cumming inside the hole filling it in FULLY. You must then freeze it overnight and feed it to your friend/ and or spouse. If you're really into that kinda stuff though you can eat it(not recommended)
Friend: Hey are you sure you made this jello right? It's tastes salty.
You: Yes, I gave you The Jello Man.
The Jello Man by Vitality_ February 2, 2017

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026