malk

Imitation milk. Contains vitamin R and is cheap enough for Springfeild Elementary to afford.

Bart: Oh, my bones are so brittle. But I always drink plenty of..."malk"?

by TL September 6, 2004

Malk

Malk is any "milk" that is not from animal sources. Milk from animal sources like Cow or Goat is REAL milk! Milk from plant sources such as soy or almond is "milk" or fake milk or Malk. Milk is nutritious while Malk is far less nutritious. You can't feed malk to a baby, or they'll die of malnutrition. They need Cow's Milk, Formula, Goat's Milk, or their Mom's breast milk. Cheese from non animal sources is Chez while yogurt from non animal sources is yofurt.

Idiot mangina: Look at me! I'm drinking Almond Milk!
Idiot mangina 2: I'm drinking Soy Milk!

Normal person: You're drinking Malk, Manginas! Malk!

Normal Person 2: Yeah! What a bunch of Manginas!

by HawaiianPunch1 January 19, 2023

Malk

Malk is a milk produce from a female Rat or a large oversied rodent Mouse

Yum, this malk sure is tasty sir!

by t0nyz May 6, 2007

Malk

When you ejaculate too hard and some cum comes out after you already came.

Whoa my girl just ate my malk

by JP Wollner January 7, 2021

MALK

An Organic plant based milk company based in Texas offering Almond and Pecan milks.

I use MALK instead of cow's milk for my cereal.

by MALK ORGANICS February 25, 2015

Malk

Man milk.

The viscid, whitish fluid produced in the male reproductive organs, containing spermatozoa.

Oh my God, that girl yesterday sure loved it when I gave her a mouthful of my warm malk.

I'm so sure that my malk got her pregnant.

by click25 May 31, 2009

malk

malk

noun

Any milk alternative made from a non-dairy source (e.g. soy, rice, oats, spelt, bulgar, hemp, coconut, almond, cashew, hazelnut, macadamia, pistachio, sunflower, etc.). Since the National Milk Producers Federation is trying to convince the Food and Drug Administration to outlaw the labeling of any product as "milk" that does not come from a mammary gland, a new name is needed. And since humans should not be drinking liquid from any mammary gland other than a human's, "malk" is definitely the healthiest and least gross choice after a person is weaned.

Mom: "Do you want whole or chocolate milk on your Frosted Flakes?"
Son: "Seriously?! Do I look like a calf or are you just trying to make me diabetic? I'll take hemp malk on my organic, non-GMO, fair trade muesli, thank you very much."

by Bachelor boB January 3, 2017