two-second fight

A fight, generally started by an inexperienced fighter, against a much more experienced fighter, which ends in roughly two seconds

An idiot on the street picked a fight against a black belt Jiu-Jitsu. It was a two-second fight.

by youngleftyguy March 09, 2021

2-second fight

Alternative spelling of two-second fight

An idiot picked a street fight against a black belt Jiu-Jitsu. It was a 2-second fight.

by youngleftyguy March 09, 2021

calling the police game

The act of challenging your opponent to a fight then turning around and calling the police

He challenged his neighbour to a fight then called the police complaining about his injuries. He enjoys playing the calling the police game.

by youngleftyguy July 11, 2020

malebitch

A male who exhibits the traits of a bitch; used to describe men who exhibit the characteristic behaviour. Alternative form male bitch

Mike is a malebitch

by youngleftyguy October 05, 2022