Definitions by youngleftyguy

malebitch 

A male who exhibits the traits of a bitch; used to describe men who exhibit the characteristic behaviour. Alternative form male bitch

Mike is a malebitch

malebitch by youngleftyguy October 4, 2022

2-second fight

Alternative spelling of two-second fight

An idiot picked a street fight against a black belt Jiu-Jitsu. It was a 2-second fight.

2-second fight by youngleftyguy March 8, 2021

two-second fight 

A fight, generally started by an inexperienced fighter, against a much more experienced fighter, which ends in roughly two seconds

An idiot on the street picked a fight against a black belt Jiu-Jitsu. It was a two-second fight.

two-second fight by youngleftyguy March 8, 2021

calling the police game 

The act of challenging your opponent to a fight then turning around and calling the police

He challenged his neighbour to a fight then called the police complaining about his injuries. He enjoys playing the calling the police game.

calling the police game by youngleftyguy July 10, 2020