calling the police game

The act of challenging your opponent to a fight then turning around and calling the police
He challenged his neighbour to a fight then called the police complaining about his injuries. He enjoys playing the calling the police game.
by youngleftyguy July 10, 2020
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two-second fight

A fight, generally started by an inexperienced fighter, against a much more experienced fighter, which ends in roughly two seconds
An idiot on the street picked a fight against a black belt Jiu-Jitsu. It was a two-second fight.
by youngleftyguy March 08, 2021
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2-second fight

An idiot picked a street fight against a black belt Jiu-Jitsu. It was a 2-second fight.
by youngleftyguy March 08, 2021
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malebitch

A male who exhibits the traits of a bitch; used to describe men who exhibit the characteristic behaviour. Alternative form male bitch
Mike is a malebitch
by youngleftyguy October 04, 2022
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