Male Bonding

The act of applying Gold Bond to your male anatomy, for a cooling and drying effect.

I had a nasty case of soggy cottonbottoms this morning, luckily I was able to do a bit of male bonding at lunchtime.

by J5T5QZD June 12, 2009

male bonding

The alternative to a woman dripping blood and getting angry.

see pms

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 6, 2004